Living Life One Facepalm at a Time
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
conaine:

lucky..


Wat

conaine:

lucky..

Wat

“You out funny me, Nick” - Alli

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.
Just played the absolute worst game of EDH I ever have.

mylifeasasailor:

Nothing happens for 45 minutes.

Then something does and the game is over.

Deeeeeerrrrrrrrpppppppppp. You got all happy thinking someone awesome was gonna ask you something. :P

Noop

religiousragings:

$1,100,000 for a giant depiction of a torture device

religiousragings:

$1,100,000 for a giant depiction of a torture device